017 ICU2D v TurtleBoi32
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Participants
Plaintiff: GlowChad
Defendant: TurtleBoi32
Judge: GreaseGobbo
Baliff: cheeseballs325
Court Stenographer: Plexiate
Case
The plaintiff was seeking damages for theft
1,022 pieces of bonemeal stolen.
Safe return of the stolen goods and 15 diamonds and requested as reparations.
Verdict
Guilty. Reparations Awarded
Transcription
Judge: Yeah court is back in session. What the- who brought the dog? Who brought the dog. Sit down. Sit down! Bailiff, bailiff hit everyone. Okay. Okay. Hang on. Bailiff why are you hitting….
Judge: Okay the defense please show your evidence
I need. I need. I need someone to murder lightning strike this court room.
_Lightning strike_
Oh thank god. Get him.