Life Elixir
About
Life Elixir™ is an item created in the Cobble & Co research lab.
Clinical Trials
Patient Zero
The first player to consume the untested serum was Plexiate on August 12th, 2025. They immediately gained a heart beat and started generating flesh. Though, not skin.
They currently remain in searing pain at the time of writing this. More updates to follow.
Others test subjects
ApplePick
Following consumption, no changes were noted. It's unknown if Apple was alive or dead prior to consuming.
fungiy0
After consuming just a bit of life elixir they grew four times the normal size of a player! Once the effect wore off, fungiy returned back to just above the normal size. They threw their Life Elixir at Plexiate and ran to the fountain. They then began profusely drinking water from the Spawntown shopping district fountain. A few gallons in, PotatoWithLegs started setting fungiy on fire due to drinking all the water in the lower section.
They then began rambling about the fountain's water being so good. Stating they would drink the whole fountain. Honestly, it went on for an uncomfortable amount of time. He just kept saying he wanted more of this water fountain.
Lenny Endermite
After fungiy0 had consumed their first, and only, dosage they tried fitting an ender pearl into the glass bottle however, the narrow opening prevented such action. fungiy0 dropped the pearl birthing Lenny, an endermite born of trace amounts of Life Elixir making contact with an enderpearl.
Lenny lived for roughly 30 seconds before dying to fungiy0's thorns armor. A sign memorializing Lenny's memory can be found at the fountain in the Spawntown shopping district, where he was born, raised and died in his short 30 seconds.